Life’s too short to watch ads.

Fact: Your time on this planet is limited. You have less time here than you did when you started reading this. 

So I’ll make this quick. Why would you spend any more of your remaining time than you have to, watching commercials? Even worse, why would you pay streaming services to steal these moments from you? 

There will always be millions of suckers willing to throw their life away a minute or more at a time. You don’t have to be one of them. Here’s the solution: Pay the extra money it takes to get no ads on a streaming service. Worth it. Watch all the stuff you dig on that service. But while you’re doing that, get rid of your other streaming services. The money you save on all those will more than pay for avoiding ads on the one. Then, repeat. Get rid of that one, pay for no ads on the next one. 

Plus, obviously, you can supplement this by watching anything on freeming, for the price of a stamp. May we suggest Squid Game? Or The Queen’s Gambit? Or Furiosa, another excellent choice. With no ads and no subscription fees that keep going up. And no wasting your precious time while hurtling along on your inevitable journey toward death. Sorry, that got dark. It also got true.